Umsebenzi ka Baba - My Father's Job - English is not our mother tongue
Wed, 02/08/2012 - 10:16 — Anonymous 
Petros's father passed away a year ago and he asked for a leave at work so that he can prepare some rituals as his mother was about to pass the mourning process. The discussion between him and his boss was as follows:
Petros: You know mos boss my father died last year
Boss: Yea I remember that and that was a very sad moment
Petros: so boss I need leave
Boss: Your father died last year and you need leave this year?
Petros: Yes boss, I have to go home and undress my mother and do my father's job.
Boss (shocked):But why would you do such a horrible thing
Petros: All black people do it.
The confused boss granted the leave anyway. On Monday when Petros came back the boss asked what happened.
Boss: How did your father's job go?
Petros: It went well, it was a little bit hard for my mother when it started because it's been a year since my father died, mother cried a little bit but after a while was smiling and she was very proud of me, she said I did my father's job exactly the same way my father did my grandfather's job.
And the boss fainted!
NEWSFLASH
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 10:45 — Khulekani Joe ShangeBlonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.
Blonde Samantha
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 00:55 — Khulekani Joe ShangeSamantha was sitting outside a shop crying her eyes out until the shop keeper decided to go and ask her why she was crying so much,so the man asks her what is wrong and just as she is about to answer her phone rings and she answers it and in a very distraught voice replies to the caller "Oh my God are you serious" and she begins to cry even more and tells the shopkeeper that this is the saddest day of her life, the shopkeeper then asks why and she replies "An hour ago I got a call telling me my mom died and just now that was my sister on the phone, her mom died too"
