NEWSFLASH
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 10:45 — Khulekani Joe ShangeBlonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.
Blonde Samantha
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 00:55 — Khulekani Joe ShangeSamantha was sitting outside a shop crying her eyes out until the shop keeper decided to go and ask her why she was crying so much,so the man asks her what is wrong and just as she is about to answer her phone rings and she answers it and in a very distraught voice replies to the caller "Oh my God are you serious" and she begins to cry even more and tells the shopkeeper that this is the saddest day of her life, the shopkeeper then asks why and she replies "An hour ago I got a call telling me my mom died and just now that was my sister on the phone, her mom died too"
The Dentist
Sat, 11/05/2011 - 11:52 — Anonymous 
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't."
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working. ;-)
