Mail Forwards

Zuma’s giggle

admin — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 06:52:18 +0000

My favourite…prayer

admin — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 15:40:38 +0000

Dear God,

last year u took my favourite singer, Michael Jackson, my favourite actress, Farrah Fawcett, my favourite actor Patrick Swayze, I just thought I’d let u know my favourite politician is Jacob Zuma . .. . . . . . . . . . . . .vat hom!

New mouse for women…

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:51:20 +0000

New Mouse for Women
After years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse given away with PC's. Scientists found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; It is more of a Psychological problem.

Some women reported that their mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands. Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women.

Various field tests have been carried out on the new design:

Julie from Hounslow said:-

'It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be'
Susan from Chelmsford added:-

'I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle'

Hillary from Kent :said -

'I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one'!

Sally From London Said –

“It feels so natural”

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Note On fridge

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:43:52 +0000

Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:

My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that
you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths
teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my
students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,
and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

When chefs get bored

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:46:04 +0000